Best Quotes(130) from The Office: Relatable and Funniest ones | GOOBAYE

This is the ultimate collection of office quotes to brighten your day. You know the stress of 9 to 9 work days.

Sometimes, the office can be very funny and amazing. However, working every day on the same task in the office can make you tired. This causes people to search for more time.

Quotes for the office are used primarily to have fun and also for entertainment.

These are just a few of the many inspirational quotes that we have found, including Fake people quotes and happy quotes.

Office Quotes (U.S.A.)

I talk a lot so I have learned to tune out my inner voice... Kelly Kapoor

You are the problem with the world if you skip the introduction to the office. - Office quotes

I am fast. For reference, I'm somewhere between a snake & a mongoose... and a panther. - Dwight Schrute

It feels good to run away from my responsibilities. - Michael Scott

Concentration can help me raise or lower my cholesterol. - Dwight Schrute

This place should have been burned down as soon as I had the opportunity. - Michael Scott

It's the heart of New York City. Times Square is named after the great times you have there. - Michael Scott

Michael complained one day about a speed bump in the highway. I wonder who he ran into. - Jim Halpert

Would you rather be loved or feared? It's easy. Both. I don't want anyone to be afraid of how deeply they love me. - Michael Scott

When I am about to do something, my first thought is, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they do, then I don't do that thing. - Dwight Schrute

I am an early bird, and I'm a late snob. So I am wise and have worms. - Michael Scott

Mini cupcakes? Mini cupcakes are the miniature version of regular cupcakes. Is there a mini version? It's not over yet, people. - Kevin Malone

I was a circumciser growing up. - Dwight Schrute

You can't cancel a holiday. - Stanley Hudson

To be happier, more confident and to achieve greater success, do the things that you enjoy. Only then can hard work be replaced by dedication. - Rossana Condoleo

I worked at the unemployment office. It was horrible because I had to go to work even though I was fired- Wally Wang

And I knew exactly how to proceed. But in a more concrete sense, I didn't know what to do. - Michael Scott

Yes. You were right.

A change in self is often more important than changing the scene. - A.C. Benson

The strength of our institutions will be tested by this struggle for office and scramble to find a way to live comfortably without work. Abraham Lincoln

Inspirational The Office Quotes (U.S.)

I want to lay on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I ever wanted. Kevin Malone

Every time I am about to do something, my first thought is, "Would an idiot do this?" And if they do, then I don't do it. - Dwight Schrute

New York, New York: The city so beautiful they gave it two names. Manhattan is the other. - Michael Scott

It is hard to feel proud of yourself when someone gives you proof. - Michael Scott

I love inside jokes... would love to be part of one. - Michael Scott

One of her cats may have done it once. She brought her with scratch marks all over her face- Pam Beesly

Although I don't have much experience with vampires I do know that I have hunted them once. However, by the time I was able to get to it it had become my neighbor's dog. - Dwight Schrute

I declare bankruptcy! - Michael Scott

It requires a good sense of humor. I don't expect everyone to get it. - Michael Scott

Talent is not important, but experience gained through humility and hard work is. Patrick Suskind

Talent is not important, but experience gained through humility and hard work is. Patrick Suskind

Why be a father when you can be an uncle? I have never heard anyone rebel against their fun uncle. - Michael Scott

I want to marry and have 100 children so that I can have one-hundred friends. - Michael Scott

This is not the right thing for you. It's time for you to move on. Please, get on it. Please. We are grateful. - Angela

Yes, I have many questions. Number one: Dare you! Kelly Kapoor

Sitting down workers are paid more than those who stand up. - Ogden Nash

You can find beauty in everyday things. Isn’t that the point? Pam Halpert

According to the doctor, if there is no way for me to be more positive about my surroundings, then I will die. I will die. - Stanley Hudson

Is this a documentary? Oh. We were always like animals in a human zoo. Kevin Malone

The greatest thing in the universe is work. We should always have some for tomorrow- Don Herold

I would spend nine hours cutting down a tree if I had only six hours. Then, the second six would be spent sharpening my ax- Abraham Lincoln

I wish I could have menstruation... it would allow me to be more in tune the moon and tides. - Dwight Schrute

The wireless mouse was created because I believe that people would have one less thing to hang on to at work. - Mike Vanatta

Contrary to what you might see in the media, the weak bully the strong. - Dwight K. Schrute

I never smile if I can help it. Primate primates consider showing one's teeth a signal of submission. If someone smiles at you, I only see a chimpanzee asking for its life. - Dwight K. Schrute

Shotgun is a simple game with clear rules. The front seat is given to the first person who shouts "shotgun" when they are within reach of the car. This is how it works. For someone who has suffered a concussion, there are no exceptions. - Michael Scott

It's not right to call mentally retarded people "retards". It is bad taste. When your friends act retarded, you call them retards'. - Michael Scott

Why is society requiring us to use urinals, when sitting down is much more comfortable? - Michael Scott

Packer once slapped every woman in the office as a joke... it was hilarious. - Michael Scott

Pizza is the great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza... do black people like pizza? - Michael Scott

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